I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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