Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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