on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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