love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
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