so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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