yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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