After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Never underestimate the power of titties
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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