You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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