How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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