thus making me awesome and them whores
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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