if you like me you must not know who I am
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
We had to coat check the pizza.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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