Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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