Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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