is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Randomize
