***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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