He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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