I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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