Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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