dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
