i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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