Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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