Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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