i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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