can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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