I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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