I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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