Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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