How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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