remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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