She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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