Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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