Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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