So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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