Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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