He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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