yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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