turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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