So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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