Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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