so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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