she kept yelling 'call me bella'
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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