question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
My life is pants optional.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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