sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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