We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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