I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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