Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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