I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
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