He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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