I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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