I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
